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Freeborn County Fair fun continues through uncooperative weather

The latest local, regional and national news events of the day are presented by the ABC 6 News Team, along with updated sports, weather and traffic. (ABC 6 News) — The Freeborn County Fair is always cooking up something fun for fairgoers of all ages, but …

Family fun awaits at Salute to Summer in Veterans Legacy Woods: Valley Views

CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio -- Pack a picnic and head to the park from 1 to 4 p.m. Aug. 9 for an afternoon of family fun at Veterans Legacy Woods. A variety of indoor and outdoor activities are planned, including a monarch migration game, crafts, cart tours, …

Maximize your summer fun with expert tips on travel, skincare, and backyard makeovers

KUTV — Summer is in full swing, bringing with it endless opportunities for sunshine, travel, and outdoor fun. Whether you're elevating your backyard with simple upgrades, planning a beachside escape, or just looking for smart ways to stay cool at home, …

Street performer offers fun at the Deschutes County Fair, with audience participation

REDMOND, Ore. (KTVZ) -- KTVZ+ is offering some fun livestreams during the Deschutes County Fair & Rodeo, including this fun unicycle-riding performer, MickeyO The Global Clown, who is quite entertaining - with audience participation, of course. BE PART …

Fans joke Granit Xhaka has 'no idea who he's joining' as ex-Arsenal star gives hilariously 'generic' answers in Q&A ...

By YASEEN ZAMAN Published: 14:28 EDT, 31 July 2025 | Updated: 14:56 EDT, 31 July 2025 Granit Xhaka’s shock move to newly promoted Sunderland was followed by an incredibly awkward introductory video. The former Arsenal captain, who spent the last two …

Babyface Breaks Down His Hits — and Jokes About the Breadth of His Legendary Catalog: 'Did I Not Have a Life?' (...

NEED TO KNOW Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds caught up with PEOPLE to discuss some of his biggest songs, as well as a couple others that left an impact on him as a child The prolific singer-songwriter and 13-time Grammy winner reflects on his work on …

Boy Meets World Cast Says This 'Totally Fun' Episode Was Actually a 'Disaster' On Set By Virginia Chamlee

NEED TO KNOW For the cast of Boy Meets World, filming one season 6 episode felt like a "disaster" "Me and Ben, we were not having fun," Rider Strong said of him and the show's star, Ben Savage, who played Corey "Those memories …

Join The Fun At TISA Days: Events For All Ages In Trenton

The Trenton Indian Service Area (TISA) invites families, friends, and neighbors to gather for two full days of community celebration during TISA Days, happening August 1 and 2 at Trenton Lake, and in Trenton. TISA Days - Trenton ND Canva TISA Days - …

Berea builds momentum with summer fun, looks ahead to fall festivals

BEREA, Ohio -- After a summer season packed with concerts, movies and family activities at Coe Lake, Berea isn’t slowing down. The city is already gearing up for a festive fall, with Halloween-themed celebrations and the return of its popular Jack Frost …

Rates Stay Steady, Markets Are Steaming— Hot Fun in the Summertime, July 2025 - SOL: Bleep Out of Luck or Statute of ...

  In HSBC Bank USA, N.A. v. Andrea Joy Nussinow, the Supreme Court of the State of New York denied HSBC Bank’s request to reform a residential mortgage and related foreclosure that included an incorrect legal description of the property, due to the …

The National Science and Maths Quiz is a fun game

The National Science and Maths Quiz (NSMQ) has undergone a progres­sive stupor of exciting rivalry which holds the entire nation spellbound in every session of it, since its incep­tion in 1993. Remarkably, the NSMQ has uniquely drawn a multi-allegiant …

Daily Joke: A drunk man stumbles into a church

A drunk man stumbles into a church, sits down in the confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to get the man’s attention, but the drunk man remains silent. Finally, the annoyed priest knocks on the wall three times to get the drunk man …

Daily Joke: The teacher asked little Johnny

The teacher asked little Johnny, “Johnny, if your father borrowed $200 and promised to pay it back at $10 each week, how much would he owe at the end of the week?” Little Johnny had a think about it and replied, “$200.” The teacher, getting frustrated, …

Nope, Not a Joke—This Creepy Fish Was Caught in a Texas Lake

(KNUE-FM) A potentially dangerous, invasive fish with human-like teeth was discovered in a Texas lake in August of last year, and experts were concerned that we might see even more in our Texas lakes Behold, the Pacu. Have You Heard of a Fish With Human …

Dems can’t even take the ‘joke’ that is this commercial: Dr. Drew

Daily Joke: A little boy gets a toy plane

“Vroom, vroom, vroom. All you f***** people want to get on, get on. All you f****** people want to get off, get off,” he says. Angry, his mum rushes into the living room, takes the plane away, and sends the little boy to his room. After 15 minutes, she …

Daily Joke: A politician walks into a bank

The teller replies, “Yes sir, I know who you are… but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of imposters, forgers, and requirements of the legislation, I must insist on seeing ID.” The politician starts to get frustrated. “Just ask …

Mark Kiszla: No joke. J.K. Dobbins and RJ Harvey could put an end to Broncos' laughable running attack

J.K. Dobbins adds some sizzle to Denver’s running back room. Fo shizzle. “J.K. brings some (bleep) to him,” Broncos tight end Adam Troutman said. “He’s legit. … He’s a hell of a player.” Want to know Job 1 for the Broncos in 2025? It has nothing – and …

Daily Joke: A homeless man outside a casino

“No, if you don’t mind,” the homeless man said. “I don’t drink either. Why don’t you just give me some money so I can go and buy some food?” Not wanting to give the homeless man any cash, the rich man comes up with another idea. “I’ve got a good idea,” he …

Velatura Public Benefit Corporation Applauds Trump Administration's AI Action Plan

WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Velatura Public Benefit Corporation (Velatura) applauds President Trump's newly released artificial intelligence strategy, "Winning the Race: America's AI Action Plan …

Data Foundation Releases 5th ‘Evidence Capacity Pulse Report’ Monitoring Ongoing Changes to Federal Data Infrastructure

WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Today, the Data Foundation published the fifth "Evidence Capacity Pulse Report," continuing to document substantial changes affecting America's data and evaluation …

Interagency MOU Signals Commitment to Cooperative CDT Stewardship

The renewed MOU highlights the success of a model that divides responsibility for stewardship of the CDT between CDTC and federal agencies. GOLDEN, CO, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The Continental Divide Trail Coalition ( …

News Release – DOH Urges Residents With Electric Medical Devices to Prepare for Potential Power Outages

      STATE OF HAWAIʻI KA MOKU ʻĀINA O HAWAIʻI   JOSH GREEN, M.D. GOVERNOR KE KIA‘ĀINA   DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH KA ʻOIHANA OLAKINO KENNETH S. FINK, M.D., MGA, MPH DIRECTOR KA LUNA HO‘OKELE DOH URGES RESIDENTS WITH ELECTRIC MEDICAL DEVICES TO PREPARE FOR …

Freestate Investigations Expands Reach with Integration of RCI Process for Process Serving Across Maryland

Freestate Investigations has integrated RCI Process, expanding its statewide process serving and legal support services in Maryland under the RCI Process name. BELTSVILLE, MD, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Freestate …

Stand Up For Science launches '31 Days of Action' campaign to defend science.

Activism campaign will rally the public around the vital role of science for communities across America. WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Tomorrow, Stand Up For Science launches "31 Days of Action," a …

Statewise Welcomes Kelly Burgess as Senior Account Representative, Expanding Commitment to the IDD Provider Community

Statewise, a leading provider of purpose-built software for Medicaid agencies and providers, announces the addition of Kelly Burgess to their growing team. FORT WORTH, TX, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Statewise, a leading …

Somerville: New Film Documents One Family’s Efforts to Save a Historic Virginia Farm from Dominion Energy

Can a film save a farm? "Somerville" brings White Ridge Farm’s true story—a century-old family legacy threatened by corporate power—to screens nationwide. WASHINGTON DC, VA, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Can a Film …

America’s Soberest States: The 2025 Ranking That May Surprise You

A new survey highlights where Americans drink alone the least and explores the cultural and social factors behind sobriety trends. LOS ANGELES, CA, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- A nationwide study commissioned by Elite Home …

JULY 31, 2025-2025-011_NEWS RELEASE-HIEMA ALERTS PUBLIC TO RED FLAG WARNING-EXTREME FIRE DANGER CONDITIONS EXIST

STATE OF HAWAIʻI KA MOKU ʻĀINA O HAWAIʻI   JOSH GREEN, M.D. GOVERNOR KE KIAʻĀINA   DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE KA ʻOIHANA PILI KAUA   MAJOR GENERAL STEPHEN F. LOGAN DIRECTOR OF EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT LUNA HOʻOMALU PŌULIA HAWAIʻI EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY KEʻENA …

Civil Dialogues and Kinder Institute on Constitutional Democracy Set New Attendance Record

Kansas City Public Library Hosts First of Three Town Halls to Tackle Tough Issues Facing Americans HOUSTON, TX, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- On Tuesday, July 22nd, more than 700 engaged citizens, both in person and online, …

NMAC Announces 12 Renowned Plenary Speakers for the U.S. Conference on HIV/AIDS Themed Around 'Aging with HIV'

WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- NMAC (formerly the National Minority AIDS Council) is proud to announce that the 29th U.S. Conference on HIV/AIDS (USCHA), the nation’s largest convening of the HIV community …

Paws & Purpose: NYC Second Chance Rescue Takes Over Southampton Social Club

NYC Second Chance Rescue Sets the Stage for August 8th Hamptons Gala with Intimate Summer Celebration NEW YORK, NY, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Under the soft summer skies of the Hamptons, NYC Second Chance Rescue hosted a …

Gala Under the Stars: Silverstein Dream Foundation Garden Gala Raises the Stakes for Diabetes Research

NEW YORK, NY, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Patricia and Roger Silverstein will once again open their Water Mill estate for a heartfelt cause for the 5th Annual Hamptons Garden Gala. Hosted by the Silverstein Dream Foundation …

Mayor Michelle Wu Celebrates New Beer and Wine State Legislation and Promotes Available Liquor License Opportunities ...

Today, Mayor Michelle Wu and State Representative Aaron Michlewitz celebrated new legislation that will allow businesses with beer and wine licenses to upgrade to all alcohol licenses. In addition, the City of Boston Licensing Board today approved …

Health Advisory: Cyanobacteria in the Charles River

Avoid Contact with Water Downstream of Harvard Bridge - Broad Canal, Lechmere Canal, North Point Park, Lederman Park, Community Boating docks, and Storrow Lagoon  The Boston Public Health Commission (BPHC) is alerting residents of a cyanobacteria algae …

NFEC Urges MAHA Movement: Address Financial Instability to Make America Healthy Again

WASHINGTON DC, DC, UNITED STATES, July 31, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The National Financial Educators Council (NFEC) is launching a bold, nationwide initiative to formally classify financial instability as a Public Health Emergency (PHE)—warning …

Department of Justice, CIA Transmit Declassified Durham Documents to Senator Chuck Grassley

WASHINGTON – Today, the Department of Justice transmitted the declassified Appendix of the Durham Report to the Senate Judiciary Committee following collaboration with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). This transmission advances President Donald J. …

U.S. Department of Justice Announces Compensation Process for Victims Trafficked Through Backpage.com

Today, the Department of Justice announced the launch of the Backpage remission process to compensate victims whose trafficking was facilitated through the Backpage.com website. This marks the largest remission process to date to compensate victims of …

Illumina Inc. to Pay $9.8M to Resolve False Claims Act Allegations Arising from Cybersecurity Vulnerabilities in Genomic ...

Illumina Inc. has agreed to pay $9.8 million to resolve allegations that it violated the False Claims Act when it sold to federal agencies certain genomic sequencing systems with cybersecurity vulnerabilities. Illumina is a Delaware corporation, …